The Daytime Stack
East Branch Library lists Lapsit Story Time at 11 a.m. today, which is the civilized part of the Wednesday calendar.
Metro Parks lists Froggy Bottoms: Survival Hike at Shelby Bottoms Nature Center from 1 to 2:30 p.m. for grades 6 to 12, with registration required through the Nature Center.
The Night Stack
The Basement East calendar lists Cold with Idle Heirs and Emerge tonight, doors at 7 p.m. and show at 8 p.m., 18 and up.
Eastside Bowl lists RobinAugust at The '58, doors at 6:30 p.m. and show at 7:30 p.m., with the venue calendar tagging it as pop and listing tickets at $15.
If you have earplugs, it is Woodland or Gallatin after dinner.
The Useful Read
If you have kids, the calendar is East Branch in the morning and Shelby Bottoms in the afternoon. If you have earplugs, it is Woodland or Gallatin after dinner.
If you have neither, you still have the smug satisfaction of knowing what the neighborhood is doing without leaving the couch.